Originally Posted by TotalNonStopAction

ladies and gentlemen, once again, TotalNonStopAction is back, this time by popular demand! whenever there's an idiot that totally would not belong nor fit into a pakistani medical school environment, its my natural God given duty to shout it from the rooftops. And now, without further ado, let us announce to all that will listen, gorjuzkuri IS NOT MADE FOR MED SCHOOL!

Say it with me now...and feel better as you say it. Its just not for you. That's ok, not everyones good at everything. Whereas one may be good at healing the sick and caring for the ill, that person may not be good at being a complaining, whining brat and/or drama queen. Peeps usually aren't good at both things. Since you're a total whining brat, you probably won't make much of a doctor. But this isn't all hearsay now, the proof is in the pudding. Lets take a little trip down Stupid-Posts Lane together....



Trying to find the easier way to become a doctor, hmm? Be sure to mention that to your patients. "I took the easiest way I could to becoming a doctor, hard work is for losers!" And big deal that you're putting everything at stake for a career in medicine. You and every other physician or medical student did the same thing. No prize for you.



Unfortunately nobody likes seeing their physician start having a panic attack over the smallest little thing, otherwise I'd say you'd make a wonderful doctor. Oh and extra points for discussing bribing someone.



I'm not sure who will accept you either. But it's good to know that you have such deep, mature thoughts regarding the IBCC.



The never-ending sob story, Part Two.



Always aim super low. That way you'll never wonder how much you suck. You'll know how much you suck, and knowing is half the battle. But one thing's for sure, bad facilities doesn't mean you're going to get in. And that, in itself, is sweet poetic justice.



You may want to check out the medical schools in China. I've heard you only need a steady pulse to get admitted. You may want to practice though -- you are staking a lot on this, you know.



Powerful sedatives are your friends. And probably your family members' best friends.



Medical school isn't for everyone. When I say everyone, I basically mean YOU. So let's summarize: medical school isn't for YOU.



The SAT-2 will ask you questions like "Do you know what the hell the SAT 2 is?". Don't worry, its more philosophical than anything else, and there's no correct answer.



Three words: Shaadi Dot Com.


TNA, I'm out.