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MastahRiz · 03-25-2006, 04:13 AM

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

If you ask Chuck Norris the time, he'll say "two seconds till." If you ask "Two seconds till what?" Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face.

The headless horseman is headless becuase of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face so hard that he lost his head.

There are more great sayings out there people. Please find them, find them ALL and post them here!

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MastahRiz Moderator Posts: 1,132 Join Date: Jan 2006 Status: Medical Student Location: Los Angeles, California	Chuck Norris Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. If you ask Chuck Norris the time, he'll say "two seconds till." If you ask "Two seconds till what?" Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face. The headless horseman is headless becuase of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face so hard that he lost his head. There are more great sayings out there people. Please find them, find them ALL and post them here! __________________ Rizwan A. Alvi, Medical Student Shifa College of Medicine http://rizwanalvi.com Applying to pak med schools? READ THIS FIRST Read our General Forum Rules Here. Write stuff like "plz guide me," and I'll delete your post. Seriously.