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Anonymous · 03-27-2006, 04:32 PM

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

The Hulk turns back into Bruce Banner when he sees Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris house has no doors, only walls that he walks through

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period

God i hate chuck norris .....

03-27-2006, 04:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
Anonymous Med Studentz Veteran Posts: 131 Join Date: Jan 2006	When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. The Hulk turns back into Bruce Banner when he sees Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris house has no doors, only walls that he walks through Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600 It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. . Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period God i hate chuck norris .....