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- July 11th, 2006, 04:54 AM #1
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.
#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money,so we call her the Government.
#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.
"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."
So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and finds his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I > understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh**
*(sorry for the innapropriate word peeps)July 11th, 2006, 05:01 AM #2
Haha, that's funny! #yesJuly 11th, 2006, 05:05 AM #3
yea i love it how kids say the right things at the wrong times..story of my life....July 11th, 2006, 05:10 AM #4
ahh so this is a personal story? #winkJuly 12th, 2006, 06:41 AM #5
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That story really had me rolling! Yeah, kids are smarter than we give them credit for... :jump:July 13th, 2006, 06:28 PM #6Originally Posted by RehanMarch 11th, 2007, 07:03 AM #7March 11th, 2007, 08:41 AM #8
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yeah that was awesomeMarch 11th, 2007, 08:46 AM #9
thank you..thank you very much"Are you allergic to our mascara??? But its sooo pretty!" -saira 03.06.07
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March 11th, 2007, 08:52 AM #10
haha thats really funny. the new generation is much more ahead of us in thoughts #angryMarch 12th, 2007, 08:08 AM #11
LOLZ! funny stuff#laughMarch 13th, 2007, 10:23 PM #12
Marx... beautifully honest.October 2nd, 2007, 02:26 AM #13
i have no intrest in politics
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