Anti- Jokes

taimur · 02-21-2008, 06:16 AM

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
GUSTAPO

how do you make a mime yell?
throw a brick at his face

What did the hobo get for Christmas?
Nothing.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike?
They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What did Batman say to Robin to get him in the car?
Get in the car.

Q.What did the robot say to the child?
A.Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."

What did the horse say when the guy started spanking his ass?
Nothing...Horses dont talk.

How many Hindu's can you get into a Mini?
4 adults and possibly a small child.

What do you call a hispanic working at pizza hut?
An employee.

One time a boy came home from school and he said to his dad 'Dad I had sex with my teacher.' His dad was like 'Good job.' A few months later the boy died of STDs.

Your momma's so fat, she eats too much and doesn't get proper exercise.

A young man named Bob moves out of his mothers house. He doesn't have much money to make it own his own so he decides to rob a gas station. The manager
of the store has a gun. Bob takes a shotgun blast to the face. He dies.

Q: How do you know it's bed time at Michael Jaskson's house?
A: When Michael Jackson is tired.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest?
A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

When do you have the right to scold your coffee?
When you have more than sufficient grounds.

What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.

What do you call a fly without wings or legs?
A roll.

Why didn't Cuba have a team in the Olympics?
Because, any Cuban that can run, jump, or swim already lives in America

Where do you find a legless turtle?
Right where you left him!